I cdnuolt blveiee taht I
cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr
the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling
was ipmorantt!
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~Life Lessons~
~ There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
~ People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always
figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
~ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
~ Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
~ I drink to make other people more interesting.
~ Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
~ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age.
~ You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
~ Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women
hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
~ I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of
it?
~ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.
~ Anybody who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.
~ I've had great success being a total idiot.
~ It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
~ Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they
grow up because they're looking for ideas.
~ If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
~ Everybody wants to save the earth. No one wants to help mom do
the dishes.
~ I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving
early.
~ No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.
Important information:-
♪ This is this cat. ♪
♪ This is is cat. ♪
♪ This is how cat. ♪
♪ This is to cat. ♪
♪ This is keep cat. ♪
♪ This is a cat. ♪
♪ This is dumbass cat. ♪
♪ This is busy cat. ♪
♪ This is for cat. ♪
♪ This is forty cat. ♪
♪ This is seconds cat. ♪
Cursed by Fate 
